On the subject of runny noses:
"Mom, I had a boogy on my finger, but I didn't eat it."
Do you need a kleenex?
"No."
Where is the boogy?
"I lost it."
On the subject of sunscreen:
"My pee-pee will never get sunburned."
Let's hope not.
On the subject of manners:
"This is what God told me to do. He told me to chew with my mouth open."
On the subject of traditional male/female roles:
"Some fairies are boys. And some girls are rock stars."
On the subject of forgiveness:
"I'm going to play a song called - All Our Sins Go Away..........(on his plastic guitar)
"I'm going to chop off the head of our sins!
I'm going to chop off the head of our sins!"
Miller was determined to tattle on Robert the other day, even after repeated threats by me that she had better NOT tattle and had better get back in her bed!! She said, "But mom, it's so bad! Robert called Jesus 'stinky'."
